Lyrics:

There's a Malayan stripper of sex unknownSome Siamese twins from a broken homeMaria's party, what a show going downMaria loves her life, but she'll show you howThere's a strong man tearing himself into piecesA magician who will spin you on the end of his spinderly fingersThere's a show going onMaria loves her life, she'll show you how, how, howThere's a high wire act on the telephone wireAnd another Buddhist monk has set himself on fireThere's a fakir outside being buried aliveMaria's mad aunt has yet to arriveA dahlia that dances, and a frog with wings,A bear in a tutu that just loves to sing, karaokeMaria loves her life, and that's all, and that's all, and that's all.La La La La La La La etc.You will love her forever when the scene hits your townLa La La La La La La etc.You will love her foreverYou will all love her foreverMaria's PartyAnd that's all.