Lyrics:

Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, she's been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you're up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on you heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors (Tight)

Let's have a kiki (Mother)

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve

And work

And turn

And hon-hon-honey

Kiki, oh yeah

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve

And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors, (Tight)

Let's have a kiki {Mother}

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve

And work

And turn

And hon-hon-honey

It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true

Turkey lurkey
Goosey loosey

Some for uncle Joe, (some for cousin Lucy)

Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see

This kiki is marvelous!

Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!

Lock the doors (Tight)

Let's have a kiki (Mother)

Aah

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: Dive) {Turn}
Work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve

And work

And turn

And hon-hon-honey

Let's have a kiki (Kiki)
Isabelle and Kurt, (The Orphans)
I wanna have a kiki! (Soso)

Lock the doors (Oui, oui) {Tight!} (Non non)

Let's have a kiki (Hunty) {Dropper} (Kiki, soso)

Aah, Oui, oui

I'm gonna let you have it (Non non)

Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)

I wanna have a kiki (Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (Non non)

Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

We're gonna serve (Soso)

And work (Oui, oui)

And turn

And hon-hon-honey (Non non)

Let's have a kiki!