Lyrics:

NASTY DOGS AND FUNKY KINGS
(ZZ Top)

Well, I knocked down on your door, baby,
To see if you were at home.
Your shade was down, there wasn't even a sound
But something told me you weren't alone.
What in the world can a nasty dog do
But try to get next to you?

Don't laugh 'cause it ain't funny.
Look how it happened to me.
It could happen to you, you could be a fool too
And it'd leave you in misery.
I guess there's nothin' more funky king can do
But to try to get next to you.