Lyrics:

Newman

Since you're the delegate from Kansas
Will you kindly take the floor ?
And tell us what is Kansas thinking
And what is Kansas for ?

Kansas is for the farmer
We stand behind the little man
And we need a firehouse in Topeka
So help us if you can.

I see the gentleman from Utah
Our friendly Beehive State
How can we help you, Utah ?
How can we make you great ?

Well we gotta irrigate our desert
And we gotta get some things to grow
And we gotta tell this country about Utah
'Cause nobody seems to know.