Lyrics:

Riverside used to be a nice little city, full of orange groves it was oh so pretty, now we welcome you to our busy little town, where your neighbors probably wiggin fixing his car outside his house

So just keep that in mind, you can always mow your lawn even if it's past midnight

We welcome you to Wiggerside, have a nice day in Wiggerside, stay up all night in Wiggerside, you can get your fix in Wiggerside

Now we really like here in good old Wiggerside, where the sun shines and sets seven times in just one day, forget about your bed yeah you can throw it away, nobody goes to sleep so just sketch until your dead!!!