Lyrics:

All the girls think that you're the king - you're a romantic junkie
On the edge of everything - you're a romantic junkie
Learned all about it on MTV
He seemed so cool, you said that drug's for me

Romantic junkie
They think you're really something
Romantic junkie
I know you're really nothing
Romantic junkie
I’m glad I’m not like you

Shit your pants steal your momma's cash - you're a romantic junkie
You sold all your stuff for drugs ‘cause you shot up all your money
Read all about it in the rolling stone
Now you got a habit that won't leave you alone

Romantic junkie
She thinks you're really something
Romantic junkie
I know you're really nothing
Romantic junkie
I’m glad I’m not like you

You're so cool
I want to be just like you
You're so smooth
The girls all wanna fuck you
Now you're giving head
Just to get your fix
It couldn't get much better than this