Lyrics:

Both of my hands, they got the white knuckles from being in the dash
What if we get into an accident, and I don't have no cash?
There's always whiplash

Fat farting Guernseys
Chew their cuds at me
Missouri 63

Big Buford lawman, ten miles from Moberly
He says 'you got a taillight on the right side that don't work properly'
Missouri 63