Lyrics:

Maybe just because I was newly washed like Brandon Walsh you took notice of me you thought I was a rockstar some gangster or a bowlingstar I don't believe you babe You're not the only one who think I am a chiquita dude well I'm afraid I'm not that rude I took you to the A-house and even to the punkpalats those trips made you throw up and after a few nights you took off to the holm of asps that's where you belong When it comes to you it's hard to have a open mind so I just have one advice say... Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco now that's what I call rude he's the man he's a superdude.