Lyrics:

Beaver states on Chris' podcast (about “Tartuffe”) that he wrote the music for the song in about a day.
29 years in human history
The total duration of time without war
'The fuck am I acting so surprised for?
Cause if I had a dime
For every single idiotic time
I felt like strangling some goof on the street
I could afford a business class seat
On fucking Soyuz 13
Straight sandwiched between
Tom Hanks and Lance Bass
Already fighting, nowhere near space
Each of us a failed
State in stark relief
Against the backdrop of
Perfect worlds
We seek
Perfect world
Fantasy