Lyrics:

I don't get a million bucks for getting out of bed,
I don't get a million fucks when I punch folks in the head,
And even if we know we never get a billboard top 10 hit.
At least we know Russell Crowe's bands a fuckin pile of shit.
I don't get olympic athletes to my barbecues,
I don't get extortion threats from the coffs harbour saloon,
And even if our pay checks might aswell as be conterfeit,
At least we know russell crowe's bands a fuckin pile of shit. (x2)