Lyrics:

Big and Rich Wyclef Jean
There goes the neighborhood, uh oh!
Please man don't call the police man
Why can we just be friends?
And try to get along
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man don't call the police man
I didn't know the stereo was playing so loud (Turn it up!)
I didn't know, the Go-Go girls were dancin (Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it)
It's out of sight
It's all right!
So let me get you a cold Red Stripe!
Please man. don't call the police man
Why can we just be friends?
And try to get along (We don't like those country records)
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man don't call the police man
I didn't mean
To cause a scene
Make anyone mad
For goodness sake, no need to hate
We were just playin
So count to 10 (10, 9, 8, 7)
And do it again (6, 5, 4, 3)
And do anything you like my friend (2, 1!, 1!, 1!, 1!)
Please man, don't call the police man
Why can we just be friends?
And try to get along (We don't like those country records)
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man don't call the police man
Check my country swagger
I dress in black
Like the late Johnny Cash
Snatch more cash Willie Nelson (Why you undercover)
We can split the profits (man)
I'm a gambler like Kenny Rogers
My t-shirt says The Devil went down to Georgia like Charlie Daniels (Ye-hah!)
Back in my crib I'm watchin Reba
I hear the helicopters
The police bust the door down
I'm in court getting judged by the Judds
I got acquitted because they love the cowboys
Cowgirls call me
Wyclef Jean with those Big and Rich Boys?
Be friends
And try to get along
Don't want to hurt no one
Just want to have a little fun
So I'm begging you
Please man, don't call the police man
Yeah I'm beggin you
Please man don't call the police man!
(Oh oh)!