Lyrics:

(A. Young M. Young) Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the day I just can't wait till Christmas time When I can roll em' in the hay Easy come, easy go Have a good time, with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show I like female form, in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital 'S' Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it and I can't get it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress For Christmas Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and I can't get it He got it, and I want it They got it, and I can't have it But I want it, it don't matter She got it, and I can't get it Mistress for Christmas, you know what I'm talking about Mistress for Christmas, they're gonna send me down, send me down Mistress for Christmas, I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed Mistress for Christmas I can hear you coming down my snow stick I wanna ride on your reindeer honey And ring the bells