(Chorus) It's time to take my drunk ass home... I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone... Hit on all the girls, sang every song... It's time to take my drunk ass home... Well I worked all week So I could come here Have a good time and an ice cold beer But 1 turned to 10 And 10 turned to 20 And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many (Chorus) Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt I can't find my keys for all this parkin lot dirt My fall back plan, has done got sad Cause my ex-girlfriend aint lookin half bad (Chorus) 'Help me up... Aw put me back down put me back down' I sucker punched my best friend And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band I I look like hell... I feel like shit... I think it's time I call it quits... (Chorus) Yea it's time to take my drunk ass home I twisted up my ankle, can't find my cell phone Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone... It's time to take my drunk ass home... If yall agree, then sing along It's time to take, my drunk ass home... 'oh somebody call me a cab, please' LyricsFreak