There's a fifty-fifty chance That the room ain't ready Odds are, the cooler's too heavy, To tote down to the beach all by myself
I'd be willing to bet, By the end of the week I'll pass out in room 319 And to round up all my clothes I might need a little help
But it's a shore thing, The sun will be shinning, On my cold drink, And I'll be lying On a miller light towel Havin' happy hour All day long in the sand
We may never sleep We may never leave Raise too much hell Never make bail But in the morning it'll be alright Cause it's a shore thing We're getting tore down tonight
I think it's safe to say I'll make a few new friends Take us out at a bar Throw a beer on the band Toss down head into a parking lot road
And I wouldn't be surprised If my ex shows up Huggin' all over some dude in his truck I guess down here That's the way things go But I'll be fine Cause all I know
It's a shore thing, The sun will be shinning, On my cold drink, And I'll be lying On a miller light towel Havin' happy hour All day long in the sand
We may never sleep We may never leave Raise too much hell Never make bail But in the morning it'll be alright Cause it's a shore thing We're getting tore down tonight.