Lyrics:

They both wear uniforms
They both have shiny boots
They both use unnecessary force
One whips one shoots

They both have a nightstick
They both are sadistic
They both have a tough beat
I think it's kind of neat

That my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
I found a pair of handcuffs
I don’t know who they belong
I don’t wanna know what happens
When my parents do something wrong
Oh my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom

They both lock people up
They both keep people down
They do their crazy jobs
When I'm not around

To serve and protect
To get served with respect
They both think I suspect

That my step mom's a dom
And my step dad's a cop
I can't explain the things I hear
When I eavesdrop
I found a can of pepper spray
Beneath a riding crop
Oh my step mom's a dom
And my step dad's a cop

That my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
I found a pair of handcuffs
I don’t know who they belong
I don’t wanna know what happens
When my dad does something wrong
Oh my step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
My step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
My step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom
My step dad's a cop
And my step mom's a dom