Lyrics:

I won't cut my beard
And I won't change my hair
It grows like fancy flowers
But it grows nowhere, my hair
It grows like fancy flowers
But it grows nowhere (my hair)
If I could build my house
Just like the Trojan Horse
I'd put a statue of myself
Upon the shelf, of course
If I could build my house
Just like the Trojan Horse (of course)
I'd put a statue of myself (of course)
Upon the shelf, of course
I won't cut my beard
And I won't change my hair
It grows like fancy flowers
But it grows nowhere, my hair
I won't cut my beard
And I won't change my hair (my hair)
If I could build my house
Just like the Trojan Horse
I'd put a statue of myself
Upon the shelf, of course
If I could build my house
Just like the Trojan Horse
I'd put a statue of myself
Upon the shelf, of course
Of course, of course
Of course
Of course, of course
Of course (of course)
Of course, of course
Of course