Lyrics:

ITS SO VERY NICE TO MEET YOU
IM A BIG FAN OF YOUR BANDS ALBUM
DO YOU THINK WE COULD MEET AND GO FOR COFFEE
SO I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY PLANS FOR STARDOM?
BY THE WAY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
AND TELL ME EVERY SINGLE STEP
YOU TOOK WHILE COMING UP
IM SURE ILL FOLLOW THEM
AS LONG AS I CAN STILL
BE THE PERSON WHO HAS BOTH FEET
ON THE GROUND

chorus
YOUR BAND IS SO BAD
SO THANKS FOR NOTHING
FUCK YOU, FUCKER, FALL

I HATE YOU
I COULD GIVE YOU A MAP
POINT TO WHERE
YOU NEED TO GO
TELL YOU WHAT TO AVOID
AND WHOS THE BEST FOR YOU TO KNOW
EVEN IF I SPELLED IT OUT
YOU STILL WOULDNT SAY IT RIGHT
THEYLL BACK YOU UP
AND KNOCK YOU DOWN
GET UP FOR THE NEXT FIGHT

THEYRE COMING FOR A PIECE OF YOUR HEART
STICK IT IN THEIR FACE
SO THEY CANT EVEN START
I COULD NEVER TURN MY BACK ON YOU
CAUSE IVE BEEN IN YOUR SHOES

YOURE THE FIRST TO SAY I BECAME A DICK
BUT YOU KNOW THATS NOT TRUE