Lyrics:

[Uncle Ernie:]I'm your wicked Uncle ErnieI'm glad you won't see or hear meAs I fiddle aboutFiddle aboutFiddle about !Your mother left me here to mind youNow I'm doing what I want toFiddling aboutFiddling aboutFiddle about!Down with the bedclothesUp with the nightshirt!Fiddle aboutFiddle aboutFiddle about !You won't shout as I fiddle aboutFiddle aboutFiddle aboutFiddle about !Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.