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Sideways is called horizontal
Up & down, vertical
Criss-cross along the diagonal
There's movement in three dimensions
This is very scientific

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Say 'yaw' if you mean skidding
Say 'pitch,' tipping
Say 'roll,' spinning
Oh, you'll never understand it
I don't understand it

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Demonstrate how certain random movements
Can be plotted on a straight line
If you know an object's special properties
Well, that can be observed
Now factor in the range of variation
As a function on a curve

With watts we rate the power
With volts, pressure
With amps, quantity
Can't you be more specific?
Can't you get more specific?

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First law is strict on motion
Second law is strict on resting
Third law, proportion
Can't you be more specific?
No, I can't get more specific

Look at the butt
Pussy strut

Demonstrate how certain random movements
Can be plotted on a straight line
If you know an object's special properties
Well, that can be observed
Now factor in the range of variation
As a function on a curve