Lyrics:

Narrator:
dialogue

Columbia:
It was great when it all began,
I was a regular Frankie fan,
But it was over when he had the plan,
To start a-working on a muscle man

Now the only thing that gives me hope,
Is my love of a certain dope,
Rose tints my world,
Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

Rocky:
I am just seven hours old,
Truly beautiful, to behold,
But somebody should be told,
My libido hasn't been controlled

Now the only thing I've come to trust,
Is am orgasmic rush of lust,
Rose tints my world,
Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain

Brad:
It's beyond me,
Help me mommy,
I'll be good, you'll see,
Take this dream awa-a-a-a-ay!

What's this...let's see,
Aah-I feel sexy,
What's come over me?
Woooh here it comes again!

Janet:
Oh wa-ah oh, oh,
I feel released,
Bad times de-eceased,
My confidence has increased,
Reality is her-er-ere

The game had been disbanded,
My mind has been expa-anded,
It's a gas that Frankie's landed,
His lust is so sincere.....