Lyrics:

Annie's got a thing about leather
Bobby's got a thing about lace
Maryanne's getting light as a feather
Just like the nose that used to be on her face
Somebody tell me what the hell is goin' on
Oh Please
Cause I've bin standing here for way too long.
Welcome to our Zoo - welcome to the Zoo
We saved a room for you
Sally's got a ring in her naval
Larry's got a spoon up his nose
Peggy Sue likes to eat when she's able
Just how she's able to, God only knows
Somebody tell me what the hell is goin' on
Oh Please
Cause I've bin standin' here for way too long.
Welcome to our Zoo - welcome to the Zoo
We saved a room for you
Billy's got a piece in his pocket
Suzy's got some rocks to grind
Johnny wants to shoot off his rocket
But everybody knows that he's almost blind
Somebody tell me what the hell is goin' on
Oh Please
Cause I've bin standin' here for way too long.
Welcome to our Zoo - welcome to the Zoo
We saved a room for you
Welcome to our Zoo - welcome to the Zoo
We saved a room for you
Annie's got a thing about leather
Bobby's got a thing about lace
Maryanne is light as a feather