Lyrics:
Somebody try the side doorYou know it's gettin' kinda lateI'll just assume there's a reasonThere's nothin'on my plateIt sounds a lot like show timeBut why am I up at sixNo one told me we'd bePlayin' at Fort DixRound and round it never stopsEach day a new surpriseYou'll find it all insideYou brand new book of liesRound and round where we stopYou guess as good as mineIt's one big compYour brand new book of liesWill that be yen or lira?Is that in local time?And if someone canceledWhat's everybody doing in lineS'Pretty hard to get a signalA way out here in the sticksGot a feelin' that the local'sBin up to his old tricksRound and round it never stopsEach day a new surpriseYou'll find it all insideYou brand new book of liesRound and round where we stopYou guess as good as mineIt's one big compYour brand new book of liesI think I know it's MondayBut this is not MilanI went to sleep in BrusselsAnd woke up in JapanSomebody try the side doorYou know it's gettin' kinda lateI'll just assume there's a reasonThere's nothin' on my plateRound and round it never stopsEach day a new surpriseYou'll find it all insideYou brand new book of liesRound and round where we stopYou guess as good as mineIt's one big compYour brand new book of lies