Lyrics:

let me tell you a story
let me shovel some dirt
long time no sugar
and it's starting to hurt
something's flattening my cola
something's wrong with my brew
something's rotten in idaho
and i don't know what to do
going going gone with the red eye distress
going going gone on the red eye express
only go around once
gotta quench that thirst
gotta grab that gusto
gotta get there first