Lyrics:

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should beW
ell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that horse outside the door where my old horse sho
uld be?Ah, you're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you can not seeThat's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut a saddle on a sow sure I never saw beforeAnd as I went home
on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should beWell, I called me wife an
d I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should beAh, you're drunk,y
ou're drunk you silly old fool,still you can not seeThat's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to meWell, it's many a day
I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut buttons in a blanket sure I never saw beforeAnd as I went home on Wednesday night
as drunk as drunk could beI saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: W
ill you kindly tell to meWho owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should beAh, you're drunk,you're drunk you si
lly old fool,still you can not seeThat's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to meWell, it's many a day I've travelled
a hundred miles or moreBut tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw beforeAnd as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as
drunk could beI saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you
kindly tell to me-ac