Lyrics:

I pulled into the regular pumpI was feelin' quite at easeI rolled down my window and told the man'Fifty cents worth, please'Then out jumped my partnerWith his trusty pellet gunHe said, 'Boy, this is a holdupKeep pumpin' and don't run.'[Chorus:]And now I wish I was somewhere other than hereDown in some honky tonk, sippin; on a beerYes I wish I was somewhere other than hereCause that great fillin' station holdupCost me two good years.We got fifteen dollars and a can of STPA big ole jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TVFeelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our careerWe're wanted men-we'll strike again!But first let's have a beer.[Chorus]We were sittin' in the KrystalAbout as drunk as we could beIn walked the deputy sheriffHe was holding our TVHe roughed us, then he cuffed usAnd he took us off to jailNo picture on a poster, no reward, and no bail.[Chorus]