Lyrics:

(Lyle Lovett)Was it the champagneWas it the caviarWas it her airplaneWas it her daddy's carWas it the new thingWith all the doughWhy I don't knowI just had to goWas that the yacht clubOr just a fishing boatWas that the leg of lambOr was it a billy goatWas that a snail babyOr escargotWhy I don't knowI just had to goI'm just a poor boyI like to have funI know a pretty girl when I see oneI've seen the real thingThe imitation tooSo don't go telling me what to doWas that a beer jointOr was that the country clubWere we fooling aroundOr was it truly loveWas that a foreign filmOr just a showWhy I don't knowI just had to goI'm just a poor boyI like to have funI know a pretty girl when I seen oneI've seen the real thingThe imitation tooSo don't go telling me what to doSo keep your champagneAnd keep your caviarAnd fly your airplaneInto your daddy's carAnd so you'll understandI'll tell you slowWhy I don't knowI just had to...go