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(Reporter):Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the newsthat is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. Thereseems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you seewhat happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here hecome, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, 'Don'tlook, Ethel!' But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.(Chorus)Here he comes, look at that, look at thatThere he goes, look at that, look at thatAnd he ain't wearin' no clothesOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatFastest thing on two feetLook at that, look at thatHe's just as proud as he can beOf his anatomyHe goin' give us a peekOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatHe likes to show off his physiqueLook at that, look at thatIf there's an audience to be foundHe'll be streakin' aroundInvitin' public critique(Reporter):This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gasstation. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appearedout of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn'thave nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'her a cold drink. I hollered, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it was toolate. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front ofthe shock absorbers.(Chorus)He ain't crude, look at