Lyrics:

If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool
I know I failed on my&

Ask me why I left you high and dry
Only to wind up lonely
How could I be so cruel?
I mustve been to idiot school

If there was a stupid degree
Id be a qualified klutz
You gave all your loving to me
I gave you a kick in the&

Not so long ago you loved me so
And I was your one and only
I threw away a jewel
I mustve been to idiot school

We knew when I went away
That one day youd forget me
Id come running back today
But you wont let me

If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool
I know I failed on my&

Ask me why I left you high and dry
Only to wind up lonely
How could I be so cruel?
I mustve been to idiot school

If there was a stupid degree
Id be a qualified klutz
You gave all your loving to me
I gave you a kick in the&

Not so long ago you loved me so
And I was your one and only
I threw away a jewel
I mustve been to idiot school