Lyrics:

Dear Alex and MarilynThey're Lovey and Thurston howellinThe grasshopper unit is prowellinAnd Rufus is back home growellinFor all of y'all that are dozinOn Hornblower's lederhosenLike Walt Disney he'll be frozenAnd then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes inCause when he's out in space carousinPick up my mic and start joustinHis name plate medallionSays never trust a hal 9000Check the horizontal hold and check the tintAre these three fools back at it againInspector Clouseau and Derek FlintNothin but sparks ignitin'Check two one two mic testinThis one goes out to DechenRise fallen fighters take your stance againDon't think too much about the color of skinOrder in vegetarian sharks finTry to keep my life non violentRewind the tape and punch me inLike Chuck D with the where you never been I'm inI'm a long way from where I've been but I gotta keep movin'Ooh my my I'm really not feeling itOoh my my something's really wrongThe p.a. sound is deafeninBitin MCs I'm oustininWith spinach in your teeth you're grinninSo on your way out please take a mintGot the studio to throw a craze inThe basslines Yauch just lays inThis song is the grass you're grazinAdd a little flange and phase inDon't get mad 'cause I'm beguilinI'm off the hook so don't bother dialinThey're gonna put me in the b.i.n.And if I die notify the next of kinIt's like that y'all