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She said I'm going out with my girlfriends

Margaritas at the holiday inn

Oh have mercy my only thought

Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on

I know what happens when she drinks Patron

Her closets missing half the things she bought

Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off



She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

Lose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink



Them panty hose aint gonna last too long

If the dj puts bon jovi on

She might come home in a table cloth

Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off



She can handle any champagne brunch

A bridal shower with Bacardi punch

Jello shooters full of Smirnoff

But tequila makes her clothes fall off



She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

Lose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink



She don't mean nothing

She's just havin fun

Tomorrow she say oh how have I done

friends will joke about the stuff she lost

Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off