Lyrics:

My good buddy asked me, 'Buddy, why don't you drink?'
And I said, 'It's probably better I don't'
He said, 'There's a lot of girls in this here bar that we could chase'
I said, 'Trust me, it's probably better I don't
'Cause I used to be an all-nighter, I'm a hell of a back slider
I've been around the block more than a time or two
And I can promise you I've drank my weight in booze
And I've been known to get on stage in nothing but my boots'
So it's better I don't, 'cause believe me I will
I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
Take it all off, turn it all on
Get buck wild, hell-bent, and stoned
It's better I don't

Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said, 'Just tell me the truth'
And I said, 'Sir, it's probably better I don't'
And I was up on the stand, and the judge said, 'Just tell me what happened man'
And I said, 'Buddy, it's probably better I don't, but since you asked
I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five
I was a county road cruisin' out running the blue lights
I was on the home stretch, I was roundin' that last curve
Well I ran out of gas and that's when I learn'
It's better I don't, 'cause believe me I will
I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
Take it all off, turn it all on
Get buck wild, hell-bent, and stoned
It's better I don't

Now there's things I don't remember
There's things that I do
But I don't know the half of what I got into
And it's better I don't, 'cause believe me I will, yeah
I get looser than a line on your fishing reel
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
Take it all off, turn it all on
Get buck wild, hell-bent, and stoned
Drunk dial somebody on the phone
Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home
It's better I don't
Yeah, it's better I don't
Yeah, it's better I don't