Lyrics:

Allan Sherman: Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh


Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,Here I am at Camp GrenadaCamp is very
entertainingand they say we'll have some fun if it stops
raining.I went hiking with Joe SpivyHe developed poison ivyYou
remember Leonard SkinnerHe got ptomaine poisoning last night
after dinner.All the counselors hate the waitersAnd the lake has
alligatorsAnd the head coach wants no sissiesSo he reads to us
from something called Ulysses.Now I don't want this should
scare yaBut my bunkmate has malariaYou remember Jeffrey
HardyThey're about to organize a searching party.Take me
home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate GrenadaDon't
leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear.Take
me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house
withother boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been
here one whole day.Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,How's my
precious little bruddah?Let me come home if ya miss meI will even
let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.Wait a minute, it stopped
hailing,Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,Playing baseball, gee
that's better,Muddah Fadduh please disregard this
letter.