Lyrics:

Narcissistic anorexic so unstuck but so pretty
I love you
Vira lotta, very donkey, youre the only truth in this city
Dont ever change
Dont change good champagne for some sad idiot and then complain
Thats good advice
But a lady who has two black eyes is not the best one to advise
Shes already been told twice

[Chorus]
Dont ever change (why oh why oh why oh)
Would you ever change (oh oh oh)
Please dont ever change
Youre almost perfect
Youre almost perfect
Youre almost perfect

Paranoiac drug addicted pornographically afflicted
Sleep with me
Two legs a cock a womans soul strange how this lady can control
Oooh show them to me
You can hardly say this woman only wants you for your money
You who have not
Come inside my hive where bees are busy making honey
Oooh love is about

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
One two three one two three one two three
Half of half and half of half and half of half and half of that

Artistic repetitious people-phobically suspicious
With an oversize schlong
Unemployable illegal youre a whole film by Don Siegel
Oooh write me a song
Go away and blow away and fade away and the next day
Youre back in the line
If love is leaving everything for homelessness and nothing
Ooh youll be just fine

[Chorus]
Dont ever change (why oh why oh why oh)
Would you ever change (the best part of Ohio)
Dont ever change
Youre almost perfect
Youre almost perfect
Youre almost perfect