Lyrics:

This is the comedy of Dr. Bombay
If you're not feeling very good
You got to see the doctor tonight, yeah, good

Many, many people in my family tree
Almost everybody talks exactly like me
42 cousins, I will never be alone
Every 20 seconds there's a ring on my phone
My uncle's brother's sister is my mother-in-law
I don't know, I don't know, tell me
There's only one thing that I really know for sure
That I am, that I am crazy
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, yes, I am the doctor
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, come and see the doctor
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
24 brothers I can find in my home
18 others that I really don't know
All my sisters are married and gone
29 husbands and 32 sons
My uncle's brother's sister is my mother-in-law
I don't know, I don't know, tell me
There's only one thing that I really know for sure
That I am, that I am crazy
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, yes, I am the doctor
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, come and see the doctor
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay

If you're not feeling very good
You got to see the doctor tonight, yeah, good
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, yes, I am the doctor
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, come and see the doctor
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Dr. Boom-Bombay, Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, yes, I am the doctor
Oh ey oh, I'm Dr. Boom-Bombay
Oh ey oh, come and see the doctor
Yes, I am the doctor
Come and see the doctor now