I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho But swore that I?'d be back again - Pick up where I left off, oh man Grown up sexy Texas babies I got back in town tonight Anticipating much delight I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers
All my old flames have new names There?'s a lot of girls in town Who tied the knot and settled down I thought I?'d start a fire with one of my old flames But they?'ve all got new names
My sexy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport My pretty little black-eyed Susie?'s now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife They don?'t want to recognize this old familiar face I?'m just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days
All my old flames have new names There?'s a lot of girls in town Who tied the knot and settled down I thought I?'d start a fire with one of my old flames But they?'ve all got new names