Lyrics:

It's been a long, long time
Since the march of dimes
Came and repossessed the van
And sodomized the band
But, beneath the underwire,
A pacifier,
Something we could understand!

It's tits!
Oh yeah
It's tits!
I said
It's tits!
Yeah
It's tits!

I've been to Holland but couldn't wear the shoes,
New Orleans, Kentucky, Kathmandu
The beach at Normandy
They're getting hungry
Give us something we can use!

It's tits!
Oh yeah
It's tits!
I said
It's tits!
Oh yeah
It's tits!
Tits!

Hahahaha, you laugh?