Lyrics:

She's a cool blonde scheming bitch,
She makes my body twitch
Walking down the corridor.
You can hear her stilettos click,
I want her so much I feel sick.
The girl can't help it,
She really can't help it now.

It's like high school, high school confidential.
High school, high school confidential.

Teenage Brandos stalk her in the halls. (Stella!)
They tease her with cat calls.
She's a combination
Anita Ekbert, Mamie Van Doren
Dagmar, high school confidential.
High school, high school confidential.

What's the principal doing with her?
Who's that guy? Is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume? Tigress by Fabergé.
It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way.
High school, high school confidential.
High school, high school confidential.

She drives a candy pink Cadillac,
If I don't get her soon I'll have a heart attack.
When she flashes me a look
I wanna burn my books
Give up high school.

Oh well, well, well, well
High school, high school confidential.
High school, high school confidential.
High school, high school confidential.
High school, high school confidential.