Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen, attention pleaseCome in close so everyone can seeI got a tale to tellA listen don't cost a dimeAnd if you believe that we're gonna get along just fineNow I've been travelin' all aroundI heard trouble's come to your townWell I've got a little somethin'Guaranteed to ease your mindIt's call Snake Oil y'allIt's been around for a long, long timeSay, your crops'll burn if it don't rain soonAin't seen a drop since the tenth of JuneWell I can open up the skyPeople never fearIf you ain't impressed yet, just tell me what you wanna hearWell you lost your farm so you moved to townYou get a job, they shut the factory downNow you sit around all day long feelin' sad and blueYou need Snake Oil y'all, tell you what I'm gonna doI can heal the sick, I can mend the lameAnd the blind shall see again, it's all the sameWell ain't your President good to youKnocked 'em dead in Libya, Grenada tooNow he's taking his show a little further down the lineWell, 'tween me and him people, you're gonna get along just fine