Lyrics:

Come on, everybody
I say now, let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a 'B' or an 'F' or an 'M' will appear
And then I say 'Bo', add a 'B'
Then I say the name, then 'Bo-na-na fanna' and a 'Fo'
And then I say the name again, with an 'F', very plain
Then a 'Fee fi' and a 'Mo'
And then I say the name again with an 'M' this time
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Okay, let's do Tony!
Tony, Tony, bo-bony
Bo-na-na fanna, fofony
Fee fi mo-mony
Tony

That was good, let's try Katie!
Katie, Katie, bo-batie
Bo-na-na fanna, fofatie
Fee fi mo-matie
Katie

But if the first two letters are ever the same
You drop them both, then say the name
Like Bob, Bob, drop the 'B's for Bob
Or Hugh, Hugh, drop the 'H', go 'Ooh'
Mary, Mary, drop the 'M', Mo-Mary
That's the only rule that is contrary

Okay everybody, now say Bo (Bo)
Now Tony with a B (Bony)
Now bo-na-na fanna, fo (Bo-na-na fanna, fo)
Then you say the name again with an 'F', very plain (Fony)
Then a fee fi and a mo (Fee fi and a mo)
Then you say the name again with an 'M' this time (Mony)
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Let's do Doug!
Doug, Doug, bo-boug
Bo-na-na fanna fo-foug
Fee fi mo-moug
Doug

Now you got it! Joanie!
Joanie, Joanie, bo-boanie
Bo-na-na fanna fo-foanie
Fee fi mo-moanie
Joanie

A little trick with Rick!
Rick, Rick, bo-bick
Bo-na-na fanna fo-fick
Fee fi mo-mick

But if the first two letters are ever the same
You drop them both, then say the name
Like Bob, Bob, drop the 'B's for Bob
Or Hugh, Hugh, drop the 'H', go 'Ooh'
Mary, Mary, drop the 'M', Mo-Mary
That's the only rule that is contrary

Okay everybody, let's try David!
David, David, bo-bavid
Bo-na-na fanna fo-favid
Fee fi mo-mavid
David

That was great, try Larry!
Larry, Larry, bo-barry
Bo-na-na fanna fo-farry
Fee fi mo-marry
Larry

Okay, now try Linda!
Linda, Linda, bo-binda
Bo-na-na fanna fo-finda
Fee fi mo-minda
Linda

A little trick with Nick!
Nick, Nick, bo-bick
Bo-na-na fanna fo-fick
Fee fi mo-mick
Nick