Lyrics:

It has a beginning (It has a beginning)
It has an end (It has an end)
It's a beautiful story (It's a beautiful story)
But it's pretend (But it's pretend)
It keeps us laughing (It keeps us laughing)
It makes us cry (It makes us cry)

It's alive! It's Joe Robot!
Half tin-can, half Joe Robot!

Where is it going? (It has a beginning)
Where has it been? (It has an end)
It's a trojan horse (It's a beautiful story)
Or is it a friend? (But it's pretend)

It's alive! It's Joe Robot!
Half tin-can, half Joe Robot!

Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!
Joe Robot!