Lyrics:

When I saw you at the grocery storeYou were sharin a shopping cart with herAnd I couldnt turn and run awayI didnt know what to sayYou introduced us for the first timeAnd I had to look her in the eyeBut you could not have imagined my surpriseCant you see?Youre leaving meFor an ugly girlDoes she talk about politics?And all that stuff that used to makes me sickDoes she smoke cigars and stay up lateOh shes so greatDoes she tell you what you want to here?And I bet she could grow a beardI feel better thinking you were queerIts not fairI cant compareTo an ugly girlTo an ugly girlLalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalalalaLalalalalalalaLalalalalalalalaLalalalalala hhahahHahaha the jokes on meI feel jealous and I feel meanShes so niceThat it makes up for her faceTheres no way, do you have to keep your eyes closedDo you have to keep the lights down low?Oh I bet you wish you had a blind foldCAN