Lyrics:

I tried to break into your house on Friday nightI got attacked my your big dogI tried to play my guitar at your window sideYour mother said it was her roomI didn't know it x4I left my phone off of the hook on Friday nightYou got pissed off and called my friendI tried all week to figure why we had a fightWhat did I say that wasn't rightI didn't know it x4Why don't you be my one and only friendWhy don't you be my sidekickYou be Robin and I'll try to be BatmanYou be Paul and I'm LettermanI waited for you to pick me up from workYou never showed and I was stuckI left a message with your dad that I came byHe said you had another guyI didn't know it x4Why don't you be my one and only friendWhy don't you be my sidekickYou be Robin and I'll try to be BatmanYour Yoko Ono I'm John LennonWhy don't you be my one and only friendWhy don't you be my sidekickYou be Robin and I'll try to be BatmanYou be Marie and Donnie OsmanWhy don't you be my one and only friendWhy don't you be my sidekickYou be Robin and I'll try to be BatmanYour Emmit Smith and I'm Troy Aikman