Lyrics:

Frank:
How d' you do I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a
Little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
Let me
Show you around, maybe
Play you a sound
You look like you're both
Pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We can take in an old
Steve Reeves movie

Brad: (speaking)
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet:
Right
Brad:
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
(Transylvanians: Pleasure to meet you Dr. Furter)
Brad:
We don't want to be any worry
Frank: Well you got
Caught with a flat, well
How about that!
Well babies
Don't you panic
By the light of the night
It will all seem al right
Ill get you a satanic
Mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania
Why don't you
Stay for the night
Riff Raff: (whisper)
Night!
Frank:
Or maybe a bite
Columbia: (whisper)
Bite!
Frank:
I can show you my favourite
Obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my
Tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

Hey, Hey!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Sweet Transvestite)
Frank:
From Transsexual, Transylvania
(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Transylvania)
Frank: (speaking)
So
Come up to the Lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici...pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not
The symptom!