Lyrics:

TONY: I got bucks that you work for me now!
I would like to use a phone!

MAN: Not on the lot, sir.

TONY: How about a bathroom? I may have @$% in my pants!
Drink of water?

MAN: No.

TONY: Aspirin?

MAN: No.

TONY: Moist towelette?

MAN: No.

TONY: In that case, it has been a honor,
and a good daaaayyy!!!