Lyrics:

Star fleet to scout ship, please give your position
Over
I am in orbit around the third planet from the star called the sun
Over
May this be Earth?
Over
Positive. It is known to have some form of intelligent species
Over
I think we should take a look


Strange beautiful grass of green
With your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains I'd wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?


Although your world wonders me
With your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand
So to you I shall put an end
Then you'll never hear surf music again