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Chanukah is the festival of lightsInstead of one day of presentsWe get eight crazy nightsSo when you feel like the only kid in townWithout a Christmas treeHere's a new list of people who are JewishJust like you and meWinona Ryder drinks Manachevett's wineThen spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin KleinGuess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toysThe girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie BoysLenny Kravits is half JewishCourtney Love is half, tooPut them togetherWhat a funky, bad-ass Jew!We got Harvey KeitelAnd flash dancer Jennifer BillYasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is JewishAnd, yes, her boobs are realPut on that yarmulkeIt's time for ChanukahTwo time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffmonica celebrates ChanukahOJ Simpson, still not a JewBut guess who isThe guy who does the voice for Scooby DooBob Dylon was born a JewThen he wasn't, but now he's backMary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish'Cause we're pretty good in the sackGuess who got barmitzvahhed on the PGA TourNo, I'm not talking about Tiger WoodsI'm talking about Mr. Happy GilmoreSo many Jews are in the showbizBruce Springstein isn't JewishBut my mother thinks he isTell that ho LamonicaIt's time to celebrate ChanukahIt's not pronounced CH-anukahThe C is silent in ChanukahSo read your hooked on phonicaGet drunk in TiajuanicaIf you really, really wannacaHave a happy, happy, happy, happy, ChanukahHapyy Chanukah!