Lyrics:

Lights, Models, Guest list, Just do your best, darlingAbsolutely fabulous, We're absolutely fabulousDarling (Mmm) You are a fabulous wonderful individual (Oh, thank you, darling)And remember, I've known you longer than your daughter (Champer's alright for you, Pats)Lovely, sweetie (Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things)Oh, whatever, sweetie (Alright, we'll finish off the beluga)Dull, soulless dance music (Big big big butt butt butt) Dull, soulless dance music(Ride on time, ride on time) Techno, techno, bloody techno, darlingAbsolutely fabulous (That's fabulous, darling)Absolutely fabulous (That's fabulous, good)Chanel, Dior, Lagerfield, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling, names, names, namesHarpers, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French Vogue,Bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darlingLacroix, sweetie, Lacroix, Lacroix, sweetie, LacroixSweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume)Absolutely fabulous (Just put the needle on the record)Absolutely fabulous (Pump up the volume)Absolutely fabulous (Y'all ready for this, sweetie)Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plongI'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darlingOng plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plongSweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plongI'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darlingOng plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plong, Ong plonk kerplinky plongChamper's alright for you, Pats?Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the