Lyrics:

Will Ferrell:
We're gonna skate to one song and one song only.

Jay-Z:
So I ball so hard, muthafuckas wanna find me
First niggas gotta find me
What's fifty grand to a muthafucka like me?
Can you please remind me?

Ball so hard, this shit crazy
Y'all don't know that don't shit phase me
The Nets could go 0 for 82
And I look at you like this shit gravy

Ball so hard, this shit weird
We ain't even supposed to be here,
Ball so hard, since we here
It's only right that we be fair

Psycho, I'm liable to go Michael
Take your pick
Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6

Ball so hard, got a broke clock,
Rolleys that don't tick tock
Audemars that's losing time,
Hidden behind all these big rocks

Ball so hard, I'm shocked, too,
I'm supposed to be locked up, too
If you escaped what I've escaped
You'd be in Paris getting fucked up, too

Ball so hard, let's get faded,
Le Meurice for like six days
Gold bottles, scold models,
Spillin' ace on my sick J's

Ball so hard, bitch behave,
Just might let you meet Ye,
Chi towns, D. Rose, I'm movin' the Nets to BK

Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me

Kanye West:
That shit cray
That shit cray
That shit cray

Jay-Z:
Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me

Kanye West:
That shit cray
That shit cray
That shit cray

She said "Ye, can we get married at the mall?"
I said "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball.
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all."

Jay-Z:
Ball so hard

Kanye West:
That shit cray (that shit cray) ain't it Jay?

Jay-Z:
Ball so hard

Kanye West:
What she order (what she order) fish filet?

Jay-Z:
Ball so hard

Kanye West:
Your whip so cold (whip so cold) this old thing

Jay-Z:
Ball so hard

Kanye West:
Act like you'll ever be around muthafuckas like this again

Bougie girl, grab her hand
Fuck that bitch, she don't wanna dance
Excuse my French but I'm in France (I'm just sayin')
Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me
'Cause if I was him I would have married Kate and Ashley

What's Gucci, my nigga?
What's Louis, my killa?
What's drugs, my deala?
What's that jacket, Margiela?

Doctors say I'm the illest
'Cause I'm suffering from realness
Got my niggas in Paris
And they going gorillas, huh!

Will Ferrell:
I don't even know what that means
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative!
No it's not, it's gross...
It gets the people going!

Jay-Z:
Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me
Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me

Kanye West:
You are now watching the throne
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
These other niggas is lyin'
Actin' like the summer ain't mine

Jay-Z:
I got that hot bitch in my home

Kanye West:
You know how many hot bitches I own?
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone
Don't let me get in my zone

The stars is in the building
They hands is to the ceiling
I know I'm 'bout to kill it
How you know I got that feeling?

You are now watching the throne
Don't let me into my zone
Don't let me into my zone

Both:
I'm definitely in my zone