Lyrics:

Are they speakin' friendly speech,
I doubt it!
Well do they got the gut talk,
oh no no!
Are there tongues a-flap-flap?

Are they speakin' friendly speech?
I doubt it!
Do they know the glad hand?
No never.
Time to hold wiggly tongue!
Oh, ooh, ooh

Said my nose is itchy
cause my name
is being dragged round town
to bring my shame.

Our Pappa's preached and legend 'tis true
(Our, your) saving grace is long overdue.