Lyrics:

(Lyrics by Jenny the Mouse McNeilly)
Forty-two ax handles and a plug of star chewing tobacco between his eyes
Babe, you big ox

Forty-two Boche's dicks and a lie as white as a bad Canadian tie

Wouldn't go halfway from one to the other of his eyes
Begs the question, what about the size

What about the size of a ...
Mountain of a man, he's a ...
Mountain of a man indeed